Looking at my nifty geo-tracker (see the bottom of my blog), it's apparent that people from all over the world are looking at my (very humble) blog.

It's impressive that I can even see the towns where the people who look at my blog live!

I want to know whether it is only Britain which has evil woodchip wallpaper?

If you don't know what this stuff is, it's wallpaper which has small bits of wood embedded into it. It was popular in the 1970's; Why I don't know!